batman's got a nosebleed

I am a list of things. Contradictions. Idiosyncrasies. I am in love. I am in lust. I can't locate my pants. I crave teriyaki beef jerky. Fuck you, I'm an anteater. I eat aunts. I prefer to go without wearing pants. Life isn't like any box of chocolates I've ever eaten. None of the chocolates are full of drama. I may very well raep you. I love you. But I don't. Wontons are bloody awesome.

city-melusine:

My job is cooler than yours

You’re a surprisingly attractive clown.

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thatdudefromnewyork:

OH SHIIIIIIIT

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purple-monkey-dish-washer:

pastelletta:

No face is kind of cute when he’s not being terrifying and eating people.

yeah he has good table manners

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saint-roku-university:

alltheroads:

beardedbeardstache:

excuse me

Is this where I sign into the fandom?

HA, I see you have a ship!

I have one too!

They’re very non-canon and…

shi-

fuckiinasghjdklk

IM

I cant

#I READ THIS IN HER MAN VOICE

All right, Tumblr. I admit it.

You win this round.

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comedown:

does that look like the face of a man who cannot play the drums for 24 hours straight

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